The Adventures of a Cleaning Lady-a bored cleaner finds her cleaning tools a big turn on! A very CarryOnesque act using the Peggy Lee track 'I'm a Woman'
Stray Cat-a hungry alley cat goes hunting for her next meal! A very popular act using the Stray Cats track 'The Stray Cat Strut'
Seaside Pinup-a shy sunbather needs a little dutch courage before showing off her bikini! Another popular act using The Andrews Sisters' track 'Rum n Coca Cola'
San Antonio Rose-a comedy act- a foxy cowgirl rides into town on her trusty steed Dobbin for a rendevous with her cowboy, only to find he's drunk himself into a stupor at the saloon and passed out naked under a table! she tries to rouse him but nothing works, even when she strips off for him, so she solves the problem by shooting the feckless man!
Pantomime Fairy-a very camp act! a fairy straight from panto spreads her fairy dust around with unexpected effects! Fabulously over-the-top costume donated by a former drag queen/panto fairy!
Who Was Jack The Ripper?-a melodrama/music hall romp! Jack strikes again, wooing and murdering a Whitechapel honey. But who was he? In this act we learn he was actually a 'she'! An ambitious whore murdering off the competition so she can rake in the shillings. This act uses a piece of classical music that then segues into 'A Little of What You Fancy Does You Good' by Marie Lloyd!
Voodoo Bride-a graveyard cutie tries to raise a lover from the dead using every trick in the (spell) book!
Good Morning Girl-a sleepy cutie pie performs her morning routine, unaware she is being watched. She also has a secret fetish, she can't help but be aroused by her silky stockings and beautiful red lace dress!This is a 1940s act to a Doris Day track, and involves a reverse strip and gentle humour. As performed at The Manchester Comedy Festival 2009.
Angel Eyes-a glamorous 1920s style balloon pop-a beautiful angel tries to be good but just can't help being bad! The costume to this is very glamorous-sequinned G-string and bra top, 1920s wig, glittery body paint and lots of sparkles!
Good Morning Girl-a sleepy cutie pie performs her morning routine, unaware she is being watched. She also has a secret fetish, she can't help but be aroused by her silky stockings and beautiful red lace dress!This is a 1940s act to a Doris Day track, and involves a reverse strip and gentle humour. As performed at The Manchester Comedy Festival 2009.
Angel Eyes-a glamorous 1920s style balloon pop-a beautiful angel tries to be good but just can't help being bad! The costume to this is very glamorous-sequinned G-string and bra top, 1920s wig, glittery body paint and lots of sparkles!
Cherry Pie-an award-winning act! A 50s housewife tries to bake a cherry pie for her guests, but burns it in her little oven! With nothing left to serve the guests but her own sweet self, she performs a raunchy striptease, involving lots of cream and sprinkles! By the end of the act she looks good enough to eat! This act won the Scottish leg of the Burlace Beauties burlesque competition!
Pepto Bysmol-a classic parasol and feather boa dance, so pink it'll make you sick!
